she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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