i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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