do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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