we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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