I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Randomize
