so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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