We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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