i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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