my phone needs a breathalizer
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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