I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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