dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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