five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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