found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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