there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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