I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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