My room smells like vodka and shame
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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