oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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