she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
