you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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