can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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