What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
don't judge my taste in strippers
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
