Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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