hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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