You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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