Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Are we still banned from the library?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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