I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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