My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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