I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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