My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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