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you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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