Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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