Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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