He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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