belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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