"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Randomize
