dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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