doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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