I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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