You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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