Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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