plz talk dirty to me
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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