I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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