I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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