I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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