Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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