But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
