whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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