If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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