I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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