he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
