You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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