So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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