so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
you never un-have a 4some
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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