is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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